An Open Letter to...

...my favorite, up and coming bands and performers:

Hey everybody!

Don't ever put one of your tracks up as the free "iTunes Download of the Week." It's a degrading and awful experience. Seriously, just read the comments on any given week. That's proof enough. Plus, why do you want Fergie and Daughtry fans discussing your music?

Seriously, just don't do it. You might think I'm just kidding around, but I'm not. I'd rather pay 99 cents for your music than see you get slaughtered like that.

Anyway, thanks! Say hi to Jeff for me!
Ronson