100-word Project Runway RECAP

And away we go...

The Final Four. Only three will make it to fashion week. That's how the show works, right?

Challenge? It's off to Elle where Nina tells them to design something that represents their style. Isn't that what they always do? They pick three words to describe their style. Uli and Tattoo Neck get nasty with Michael's words - awkward to watch. Admittedly, "sexiness" isn't the best choice.

Runway. Judges hate everyone except Uli. She wins. It appears Tattoo Neck is going down...but wait! Because they were all so mediocre, everybody's going to fashion week. No elimination. Total cop out -- wasted episode.

Next week: Fashion Week finale! Heidi forces the designers do an surprise extra design inside a burning building. Then, the designers freak out when they find out they'll be designing an outfit for fashion designer icon Shelia Phalangeles. Finally, in one more nasty twist, it's declared that no one wins. The judges laugh in the designers' tear-filled faces. No Saturns for anyone.

Actually, I think it's just the reunion episode...